May 2013
wild-lion:
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
greekgogurt:
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
me: cries when i can't go to a concert
me: cries when i can go to a concert
frozenfoods:
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
cantankerouscrab:
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
My mom: wait i need to get my hijab
lonelywhiteasian:
no really i’m funny i swear please stay
“When it comes to our own mistakes, we are expert defense lawyers; for the...”
– Yasir Qadhi (via servantofallahtaala)
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
